A joke about [this] “blog” not being a “library,” and how the viewer should either “reblog something” or “leave.”
A lower back tattoo that reads, “Words of encouragement always appreciated!”
There once was a woman who firmly believed that homosexuality was something that could be “cured.” Now this same woman was also mother to gay identical twins. When asked about her boys, she would reply that she loved them with all her heart but could never manage to keep them straight.
I want to do a stand-up routine where I ask the audience a question like “So who here likes ZZTop?” and then proceed to call them liars and refuse to finish the set until they admit that they are lying.